On my way to work this morning, I happened to notice a bumper sticker on the car next to me. And what did said bumper sticker say?
"My dad can eat more than your dad."
Now there's something to which I, as a dad, should aspire! I only wonder if the next bumper sticker in this series might read "my dad has had more coronary bypasses than your dad".
(Oh, and whatever restaurant was being advertised by this gem was unreadable, making this sticker doubly useless.)