Oh, wait. It was a timely piece of snark. About an earthquake. There's gotta be something wrong with that.
Oh, well, in any case, I made Washington Post's Top 17 Earthquake Tweets. As the author of the piece, Dylan Matthews, says:
As you’re probably aware, D.C. was rocked by a 5.9 earthquake: just serious enough that many evacuated buildings, but not serious enough to keep people from cracking jokes about it on Twitter. Here are some of the better ones:
My tweet, by the way, was as follows:
@snowed_in: “Breaking: Carole King feels the earth move under her feet.”
Check out the rest of them. And pray that everyone affected by the quake is okay.